idk why but the idea of spock being a Vulcan Bad Boy™️ will never not be funny to me. Spock turning down the VSA. Spock holding hands with humans in PUBLIC. Spock LYING. Vulcans everywhere are shocked & appalled but I just love him that much more
I think it’s even funnier because by human standards he’s the complete opposite. He seems so straight-laced to everyone at Starfleet.
So all the humans are like: “oh, my god, lighten up, spock!”
And at the same time, as a result of the same actions, Vulcans are like: “Will No One Stop The Man? He’s OUT OF CONTROL!”
human that hates spock: spock is so unreactive and rude
no but if suho and seojun don’t make up by clipping each other’s toenails while saying ‘i love you’ to each other with jugyeong acting like the mom then I don’t want it
You just can’t compete with a boy that sings on stage for the girl (when he doesn’t want to), makes her a bracelet out of flowers and apologises after seeing her cry (for no reason related to him). Sorry but that’s the true. Game too strong.
It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are
I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man
I thought I’d let you know how they’ve been getting on during lockdown, so here’s some of the FaceTime conversation from today:
“My goodness, the way technology is advancing - in 20 years we’ll be able to shake hands through the screen!”
“Rex, I don’t think we’ll be here in 20 years.”
“Well you make your own plans, I shall only be 109.”
my version of flirting is ignoring and never ever talking to you but fantasizing about you and creating a whole persona of you in my head to the point where I’m not actually in love with you but the person in my head.
i’m like this [meeting your soulmate is like walking into a house you’ve been in before] [we’re two paintings staring at each other. a painting i’ve seen before, i’m sure of it] [i’m filled with something i can only describe as recognition. not because he looks familiar on the outside this time, but because he feels familiar on the inside] [she said you would feel like family] [i look everywhere. i search crowds. i take so many pictures. but i recognized you, only you. in all these years] [maybe some people are meant to be in the same story.] [i cannot live without you. i am half a man, with half a body, half a heart, half a soul.]
how do you tell someone “I’m not ignoring you, I’m just disconnected from reality rn and the days are all blurred together and I feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it’s really hard for me to maintain a conversation” without saying that?
